FRAGRANCE DESCRIPTION                                                                    SOUTHERNISTA FRAGRANCE NAME


                                                                BAKERY/FOOD/DRINK


  • Hot Blueberry Muffins                                                                        Hotter Than Blue Blazes
  • Fresh Jelly Doughnut                                                                         Useful as a Milk Bucket Under a Bull
  • Delicious Lemon Poundcake                                                              When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade
  • Ooey Gooey Sugar Cookies                                                                Butter My Rump and Call Me a Biscuit
  • Vanilla Hazelnut Morning Coffee                                                       Like the Pot Calling the Kettle Black
  • Hot Cinnamon Rolls                                                                            Welcome as a Porcupine in a Nudist Colony
  • Black Tea, Rose, Cognac                                                                   Sweatin' Like a Sinner in Church
  • Fresh Baked Apple Pie                                                                        American as Apple Pie
  • Maple Pecan Streusel with Butter Maple Syrup                                 Slower than Molasses in Winter
  • Old Fashioned Dreamsicle Ice Cream (Orange Vanilla)                     Whatever Greases Your Wagon
  • Black Raspberry Vanilla                                                 Don't Let the Screen Door Hit Ya, Where the Good Lord Split Ya
  • Sweet Southern Iced Tea (with Lemon/Peach)                                    As Southern as Sweet Iced Tea
  • Warm Banana Poundcake                                                                    Confused as a Cow on Astroturf
  • S'mores! (Chocolate, Marshmallow, & Crackers)                                Livin' High on the Hog
  • Sticky Sweet Cotton Candy                                                                  Gimme Some Sugar
  • Fruit Filled Vanilla Cupcakes                                                               You're the Sprinkles on My Cupcake


                                                                           FRESH/CLEAN 

  • Green Tea & Cucumber                                                                        Cool as a Cucumber
  • Clean Laundry on the Clothesline                                                         It All Comes Out in the Wash
  • Lemongrass, Pink Grapefruit, & Orange Blossom                                Welcome as an Outhouse Breeze
  • Eucalyptus, Mint, Cucumber                                                                   Slicker than a Boiled Onion
  • Fresh Cotton Blossoms                                                                          Wait a Cotton Pickin' Minute
  • Green Aloe & Clover                                                                                Grass Ain't Always Greener on the Other Side
  • Amber, Driftwood, Fresh Sea Air                                                           Useful as a Trapdoor in a Canoe


                                                                       FLORAL/FRUIT/HERB

  • Cherry Blossoms & Tart Lemon                                                                   I'm About to Pitch a Hissy Fit
  • Cactus Blossoms, Sandalwood, Patchouli, Amber                              The Good Lord's Willing and the Creeks Don't Rise
  • Juicy Melon, Pink Grapefruit, Mango Sorbet                                             You've Got Me All Cattywampus
  • Bird of Paradise Flower & Sweet Strawberry                                               Don't Get Your Britches in a Bunch
  • Fresh Cut Fragrant Roses                                                                             It's Like Huggin' a Rose Bush
  • Sweet Juicy Pear & Fresh Figs                                                                      Welcome as a Skunk to a Picnic
  • Juicy Apples, Fresh Picked Berries, Grapefruit                                           Don't Get Caught with your Pants Down
  • Sweet Honey, Fresh Herbs, & McIntosh Apples                                           Sweeter than Stolen Honey
  • Lavender Blooms, Baby Powder, & Light Musk                                            Softer than a Baby's Bottom
  • Sweet Orange & Spicy Chili Peppers                                                             Hotter than 2 Goats in a Pepper Patch
  • Pineapple, Lime, Coconut, & Vanilla Cream                                                 Don't Fall Asleep Under a Coconut Tree
  • Fresh Fig, Tea Roses, & Musk                                                                        God Doesn't Like Ugly
  • White Gardenias & Fragrant Lily                                                                Because I Said So
  • Fresh Cut Roses & McIntosh Apples                                                            If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
  • Juicy Watermelon & Apricots                                                                        Be a Unicorn in a Field of Horses
  • Jasmine, Tiger Lily, & Tropical Waterfall                   If Your Thighs Touch, You're 1 Step Closer to Becoming a Mermaid
  • Lavender, Vanilla, Amber                                                                   Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let the Bedbugs Bite
  • Tropical Melons, Coconut Rum, Lime                                                            I Need a Little Vitamin "Sea"