FRAGRANCE DESCRIPTION SOUTHERNISTA FRAGRANCE NAME
BAKERY/FOOD/DRINK
- Hot Blueberry Muffins Hotter Than Blue Blazes
- Fresh Jelly Doughnut Useful as a Milk Bucket Under a Bull
- Delicious Lemon Poundcake When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade
- Ooey Gooey Sugar Cookies Butter My Rump and Call Me a Biscuit
- Vanilla Hazelnut Morning Coffee Like the Pot Calling the Kettle Black
- Hot Cinnamon Rolls Welcome as a Porcupine in a Nudist Colony
- Black Tea, Rose, Cognac Sweatin' Like a Sinner in Church
- Fresh Baked Apple Pie American as Apple Pie
- Maple Pecan Streusel with Butter Maple Syrup Slower than Molasses in Winter
- Old Fashioned Dreamsicle Ice Cream (Orange Vanilla) Whatever Greases Your Wagon
- Black Raspberry Vanilla Don't Let the Screen Door Hit Ya, Where the Good Lord Split Ya
- Sweet Southern Iced Tea (with Lemon/Peach) As Southern as Sweet Iced Tea
- Warm Banana Poundcake Confused as a Cow on Astroturf
- S'mores! (Chocolate, Marshmallow, & Crackers) Livin' High on the Hog
- Sticky Sweet Cotton Candy Gimme Some Sugar
- Fruit Filled Vanilla Cupcakes You're the Sprinkles on My Cupcake
FRESH/CLEAN
- Green Tea & Cucumber Cool as a Cucumber
- Clean Laundry on the Clothesline It All Comes Out in the Wash
- Lemongrass, Pink Grapefruit, & Orange Blossom Welcome as an Outhouse Breeze
- Eucalyptus, Mint, Cucumber Slicker than a Boiled Onion
- Fresh Cotton Blossoms Wait a Cotton Pickin' Minute
- Green Aloe & Clover Grass Ain't Always Greener on the Other Side
- Amber, Driftwood, Fresh Sea Air Useful as a Trapdoor in a Canoe
FLORAL/FRUIT/HERB
- Cherry Blossoms & Tart Lemon I'm About to Pitch a Hissy Fit
- Cactus Blossoms, Sandalwood, Patchouli, Amber The Good Lord's Willing and the Creeks Don't Rise
- Juicy Melon, Pink Grapefruit, Mango Sorbet You've Got Me All Cattywampus
- Bird of Paradise Flower & Sweet Strawberry Don't Get Your Britches in a Bunch
- Fresh Cut Fragrant Roses It's Like Huggin' a Rose Bush
- Sweet Juicy Pear & Fresh Figs Welcome as a Skunk to a Picnic
- Juicy Apples, Fresh Picked Berries, Grapefruit Don't Get Caught with your Pants Down
- Sweet Honey, Fresh Herbs, & McIntosh Apples Sweeter than Stolen Honey
- Lavender Blooms, Baby Powder, & Light Musk Softer than a Baby's Bottom
- Sweet Orange & Spicy Chili Peppers Hotter than 2 Goats in a Pepper Patch
- Pineapple, Lime, Coconut, & Vanilla Cream Don't Fall Asleep Under a Coconut Tree
- Fresh Fig, Tea Roses, & Musk God Doesn't Like Ugly
- White Gardenias & Fragrant Lily Because I Said So
- Fresh Cut Roses & McIntosh Apples If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
- Juicy Watermelon & Apricots Be a Unicorn in a Field of Horses
- Jasmine, Tiger Lily, & Tropical Waterfall If Your Thighs Touch, You're 1 Step Closer to Becoming a Mermaid
- Lavender, Vanilla, Amber Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let the Bedbugs Bite
- Tropical Melons, Coconut Rum, Lime I Need a Little Vitamin "Sea"
